The Major ([info]warconductor) wrote,
@ 2008-05-05 19:07:00
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Children, I know that it's been a long time since your mother was back, but I can promise you that one day, Doctor mommy will return.

But still, while daddy works on ways to cause a never-ending war, I want you all to behave yourself and wrap up against the sun. Listen to your older brother now. Captain, you're going to have to take a lot of responsibility now that mother is away. And Zorin, you're the lady of the house now.

Watch over the baby.

[[OOC:...I could not help myself.]]

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Anita wtf'ed. I lol'ed.
[info]browning_baby
2008-05-06 12:18 am UTC (link)
.... that sounds so wrong coming from you.

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[info]warconductor
2008-05-06 12:19 am UTC (link)
Are you saying I'm not a responsible father?

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[info]browning_baby
2008-05-06 12:22 am UTC (link)
I don't even know what to think, Stumpy.

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[info]warconductor
2008-05-06 12:32 am UTC (link)
Stumpy? I'd ask that you call me "Major" in front of my children.

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[info]browning_baby
2008-05-06 12:35 am UTC (link)
Hmmmm. Nah.

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[info]warconductor
2008-05-06 01:00 am UTC (link)
Tsk tsk, did your mother teach you no manners, Miss Blake?

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[info]browning_baby
2008-05-06 01:02 am UTC (link)
My mom did, but I chose not to use them much around my stepmom, or since then.

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[info]warconductor
2008-05-06 01:19 am UTC (link)
Then I can't hold you accountable for your poor upbringing.

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[info]browning_baby
2008-05-06 01:22 am UTC (link)
Take another shot at my mom, Major.

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[info]warconductor
2008-05-06 01:29 am UTC (link)
See how easy it is to be polite?

I know a girl as nice as you had to have a lovely mother.

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Again, her brain breaks. XD
[info]browning_baby
2008-05-06 01:31 am UTC (link)
..... right.

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[info]stylish_bastard
2008-05-06 12:18 am UTC (link)
Major.

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[info]warconductor
2008-05-06 12:20 am UTC (link)
Vetinari?

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[Strikes easily hackable, and I ROFLed]
[info]stylish_bastard
2008-05-06 12:22 am UTC (link)
Far be it from me to take advantage of twenty-four hour lapses of insanity curses.

Are you feeling well?

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[info]warconductor
2008-05-06 12:35 am UTC (link)
Quite, although it is not easy being a single parent.

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[info]maitre_de_carte
2008-05-06 12:48 am UTC (link)
... Why, Major, I'd have hardly pegged you as such a paternal figure.

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[info]warconductor
2008-05-06 01:00 am UTC (link)
But naturally, we have a fine tradition of fathering back in Germany.

We don't call it the Fatherland for nothing.

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[info]maitre_de_carte
2008-05-06 01:05 am UTC (link)
The parental bond, of course, is ever one to keep close to one's bosom, isn't it? And such a fine tradition ought be held up by those who ascribe to it.

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[info]warconductor
2008-05-06 01:30 am UTC (link)
I'm certain you know this all too well.

How is yours fairing?

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[info]maitre_de_carte
2008-05-06 01:33 am UTC (link)
Epistolary communications do work wonders to keep such a bond thriving, Major. I suppose it can't be helped; such a curse of the formative years is simply unavoidable within those of such age.

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[info]warconductor
2008-05-06 02:29 am UTC (link)
Ahh, yes. The rebellious years. We all went through such a thing, didn't we?

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[info]maitre_de_carte
2008-05-06 03:44 am UTC (link)
I'm certain you weren't even immune to such yourself.

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[info]eternalnic
2008-05-06 12:50 am UTC (link)
How...quaint.

I know what it is like to be in charge of unruly children Major. If you find yourself in need of any assistance in...maintaining order, do please let me know.

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[info]warconductor
2008-05-06 01:14 am UTC (link)
Why thank you Mr. Nicodemus. Children can be such a handful by yourself.

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[info]eternalnic
2008-05-06 04:30 am UTC (link)
It's the lack of experience. They are shortsighted and incapable of thinking in the long term.

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[info]dresden4hire
2008-05-06 01:10 am UTC (link)
Just... wow. You are all kinds of special, today.

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[info]warconductor
2008-05-06 01:20 am UTC (link)
Mr. Dresden, do you think you could babysit? I'm afraid I have to take the eldest away on business and I wouldn't trust many with the youngest.

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[info]dresden4hire
2008-05-06 01:21 am UTC (link)
The youngest... you mean Schroedinger?

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[info]warconductor
2008-05-06 01:30 am UTC (link)
Of course. I know he's a handful, but I think a man of your talents can handle him.

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[info]dresden4hire
2008-05-06 01:34 am UTC (link)
I've got a box he can go in.

You know, with all the other pets and kids we're watching over here, I just don't think I'd be able to devote to him the attention he needs.

[ooc: Strike not there.]

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[info]warconductor
2008-05-06 01:46 am UTC (link)
A shame. Can you recommend any other babysitters then?

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[info]triplesword
2008-05-06 01:58 am UTC (link)
You shouldn't be allowed to have kids.

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[info]warconductor
2008-05-06 02:28 am UTC (link)
That's very hurtful, Mr. Zoro. I do my best.

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[info]triplesword
2008-05-06 02:31 am UTC (link)
I'm not a nice guy, Major.

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[info]die_zauberin
2008-05-06 04:39 am UTC (link)

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[info]die_zauberin
2008-05-06 04:40 am UTC (link)
Listen to him?

((OOC: LOLed so hard I scared my cat.))

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[info]warconductor
2008-05-06 05:10 am UTC (link)
We don't make fun of his speech impediment, Zorin. You know that.

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[info]die_zauberin
2008-05-06 05:21 am UTC (link)
Ja, ja. Differently abled.

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[info]wolfsmercy
2008-05-06 06:37 am UTC (link)
((OOC: Yup ... him :P ))

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[info]die_zauberin
2008-05-06 07:08 am UTC (link)
Guten tag, Brother.

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[info]wolfsmercy
2008-05-06 06:10 am UTC (link)
((OOC: Icon says it all XD Yeah ... "Mom" needs her first-born keeping close watch ... me thinks >.> ))

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